The Obama Administration was set reeling as new accusations that Obama does not meet constitutional requirements for The Presidency of The United States of America hit the internet this morning. The House of Representatives has called for proceedings on presidential impeachment to begin immediately and they have bi-partisan support to gather enough votes to accomplish it.
“We are finally starting to see results!” Chatte E. Kathy said. Kathy is the spokesperson for Tea Party Confederated. “We have struggled. We have suffered. We have gone above and beyond the call of duty as any Patriot should and we are finally seeing the fruits of our labor. Obama is finally going to pay for his lawlessness. The evidence is irrefutable this time and there is no way Obama can lie his way out of this one.”
New evidence that Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery was brought forward by Tea Party Confederated this morning. The evidence consists of a scientific opinion poll asking if Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.
“The evidence is irrefutable.” Kathy said. “The will of the people has been heard. No longer shall we be under the foot of this iron fisted communist tyrant usurper! Gods will be done on Earth as it is in opinion polls. Impeachment at last, impeachment at last, thank God almighty we have impeachment at last!”
Republicans in the house are energized by this latest evidence against the legitimacy of Obama’s presidency.
“God has spoken through the people.” U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said on an online social media account going by the name of ‘FUKTEDCRUZ’. “This unholy regime has seen its final days and I for one applaud it. In no way am I supporting this movement to impeach in order to boost popularity for my own possible candidacy to the Presidency of The United States. Peace out bishes!”
Support for the impeachment of Obama has spread far and wide up to and including interspecies collaboration.
“Heh hah heh hah heh hah heh hah GRRR ARF ARF!” Enzo the puppy yapped excitedly about Obama’s fake birth certificate as he tried to catch his breath. “GRRRR ARF! Heh hah heh hah heh ARF! heh hah heh hah heh hah heh hah ARF ARF ARF! Heh hah heh hah heh hah heh hah ARF ARF heh hah heh hah heh hah ARF heh hah heh hah GRRRR ARF ARF ARF!”
“Obama is a dark spot upon the dignity of the White House” said a well-paid token black man on Fox News. “He has no business being in that position of power and I for one do not identify with him. He’s acting like a boy king and he needs to learn his place. Obama is the Food Stamp President and he needs to go back to Kenya where he belongs.”
Obama did not respond to our telepathic request for an interview.