We are looking for contributors

We are looking for outstanding, connected, and creative people to be contributors. Whether you wish to publish facts, commentary with facts, or make a point with comedy and humor, Boogerhook allows ample freedom of creativity to get the message you wish to get out however you wish to publish it with minimal editorial boundaries.

 

HELP WANTED
We are looking for a few good gags

 

ABOUT
Booger Hook is an absurd parody satire. The stories and content featured on Booger Hook are either completely fictional or semi-fictional. Any mention of existing entities or products on Booger Hook are for education and entertainment purposes only. Booger Hook is a not for profit personal website. Booger Hook is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

ARTICLE CONTRIBUTORS
It really doesn’t matter if your freely contributed articles contain facts or not because we may or may not place links on top of your words, or edit your words to add facts and/or parody to the mix. If you wish your article to remain factual then all you have to do is label it as -FACTUAL- and we will not edit your words, but we may add links to facts upon your words to help you report the facts. Spelling and punctuation will always be checked and corrected by the editor. Booger Hook is a not for profit website. We are willing to discuss monetarily beneficial advertisement options for your contributions.

PHOTOSHOP CONTRIBUTORS
We need people willing to freely contribute royalty free images. These contributed images may be Photoshoped or not. Images contributed must be 1038 X 576 in dimension for optimal featured image size. We are open to images of any size if acceptable to our editors and producers. If your photo is factual, and you wish to keep the story factual, then all you have to do is label it as -FACTUAL- and we will not edit the story outside of fact, but we may add links to facts upon your words to help you report the facts. Spelling and punctuation will always be checked and corrected by the editor. Booger Hook is a not for profit website. We are willing to discuss monetarily beneficial advertisement options for your contributions.

MEDIA CONTRIBUTORS
We need people willing to freely contribute royalty free media. We do have audio/visual studio capability at Booger Hook. If your media is factual, and you wish to keep the story factual, then all you have to do is label it as -FACTUAL- and we will not edit the story outside of fact, but we may add links to facts upon your media to help you report the facts. Spelling and punctuation will always be checked and corrected by the editor. Booger Hook is a not for profit website. We are willing to discuss monetarily beneficial advertisement options for your contributions.

GRAVATAR ACCOUNT
We would prefer that you have a Gravatar account if you wish to add your image and description to our “CONTRIBUTORS” page or to appear on a side panel of the Booger Hook site. Visit www.gravatar.com to get your gravatar set up however you wish. It does not have to be your real identity to be accepted. We are open to other options of identifying you if you wish. If you wish to do monetarily beneficial deals with Booger Hook then we will need verified accounts and avenues of identity agreed upon before hand.

COPYRIGHT
Booger Hook operates under the “fair use” exception that permits limited use of copyrighted material without acquiring permission from the rights holders for commentary, parody, criticism, education, and non-profit under 17 U.S.C. § 107.

CONTACT US
Booger Hook encourages all comments regarding content.

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